Throw Away the Anti-Aging Cream

Hey There,

Because the consensus is that I am merely 10 or 12; I did a little research into things that make people look old(er).

• Facial hair is a must to look like an old(er) man; unfortunately my body hates me and only allows hair to grow on my chin, neck, upper-lip, and sideburns/cheeks. To solve this issue, I have decided I will replicate a beard via coffee grounds glued to my face. I am such a genius!!

• Height is yet another trait associated with manly-men. Not that I'm a hobbit (2 to 4 feet), but my 5' 10" body hasn't quite landed me the role for Man of the Year. If Robert Downey Jr. can use them to look like a tall hunk of man-meat, then so can I: shoe lifts it is!!

• Suits (need I say more ladies). Of course a guy can't wear just any suit, rather he has to be wearing designer quality (i.e. Gucci, Armani, Dolce & Gabbana, etc.). Surely designer tags sewn on my Goodwill suits will do the trick!

If I actually put these tips to use, this would be the new and old(er) me:

However, I am NOT going to do that. After reading your comments (and researching the above), I realized something. But before I tell you what is I realized, I wanna play a game.

Guess the age of these men (without using Google). 

To reveal the answer, highlight directly under the pictures to reveal their age.

I'm 51.

      I'm 73.

I'm 44.

What I'm trying to say here (and what I realized) is...I'm flattered!


Nicki.

You're too sweet!

And Becky!!

I feel blessed that you would rank me with Chuck Norris and Hugh Jackman. The way I'm looking at this situation is that if you think I look 10 or 12 now, then I'll be Tom Cruise when I'm 51. Can't argue with that!

Until Next Time,
The Intern


PS-For those of you who don't actually know how old I really am: I am 20 years young.