Tuesday, July 30, 2013

The Whole Fam Damily

Hello Again!

I’ve been reading through quite a few blogs over the past couple of weeks. For those of you following me, I’ve noticed that your blogs contain a lot of info regarding your life at home (the moments usually overlooked by most). It’s quite touching really. I feel like we have a special bond; I feel like if we were to pass each other in the street I would be able to talk all about you and your family! I could talk about that time you went to the pool and little Jimmy was brave enough to take off his floaties. Or maybe the time you and Susie went to the park and she fell off the monkey bars.

But it’s not fair that I would do all of the talking now is it? So I suppose it’s time for you to meet MY family!

James Sirius Potter: He is my oldest. 

His first year at Hogwarts.
Most of you won’t admit that you have a favorite child, but I’m not afraid to: James is my favorite. I’ve set the highest standards for this boy. Just as was expected of me, my son is to be the next GREAT within the House of Gryffindor that Hogwarts has ever seen (besides myself of course). So far he hasn’t lived up to his name, but surely he’ll come around. If not, then Albus Severus Potter will have to step up to the plate.

Albus Severus Potter: Albus is my second oldest. He is shyer than most kids his age; he doesn’t talk much, but when he does you’ll see that he is the smartest kid. I worry about him sometimes though. He seems too interested in my past. He’s always asking me questions about my adventures and my quarrels with Voldem You-Know-Who and he wants EVERY detail. Other than that, I don’t have to worry about this kid too much (unlike his brother). But once/if he starts with his parseltongue, then he’s out of here; I am NOT dealing with that again!


Lily Luna Potter: My beautiful girl Lily is the youngest of my kids. Although she is the most adorable of all my children, she is by far the most moody! I hope no parent ever has to go through a tantrum like Lily threw when James got his letter from Hogwarts and she didn’t. I thought her hair was red before, but I can swear it was on fire that day. Don’t misunderstand me though, that red hair puts me at ease; if a dementor were to come after her she won’t have to worry about her soul being taken.


Last (but certainly not least), my wife:

Ginny (Weasley) Potter: The love of my life. The (other) half to my whole. My one true soul mate. I don’t know what I would do without my beautiful wife, Ginny.

Who am I kidding! Of course Ginny and I had a fling during our school years, but everyone knows I was (am) in love with Hermione Granger. But it turns out that (although he most definitely does not deserve her) Ron was a better fit in her life. I mean, wake up Hermione!! Was he the “Chosen One”? Did he defeat Volde You-Know-Who? Is he rich?!?! Get your act together! Dig out your time-turner and spin away; go back and take me for everything that I am (you were obviously confused back then when you chose Ron).

You've loved me since 2nd year.

Until Next Time,
The Intern

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