Kids Say the Darndest Things

HAPPY HUMP DAY!!!

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Wednesdays suck because although you are finally past Monday, 2 days separate you from Friday. So to lighten your mood (as well as my own), I come bearing wonderful laughs and simple giggles for all to experience.

Because nearly every blogger seems to be a woman or mother (no bitterness in this statement at all...I love me some women), I've themed this Hump Day after children. And get your head out of the gutter; you know what I meant.

Enjoy!


When surveyed, these were the answers received by a group of young children:


WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? 
On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.-Martin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
I’d run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.-Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE? 
When they’re rich.-Pam, age 7 (her mother taught her well)

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN’T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn’t there?-Kelvin, age 8 

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.-Kristen, age 10 

Kids vs. Teachers:

Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America
Maria: Here it is.
Teacher: Correct, now class, who discovered America?
Class: Maria.

Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile"?
Glenn: KROKODIAL
Teacher: No, that's wrong
Glenn: Maybe it was wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Winnie: ME!

Hopefully you got a good laugh out of these (at least a giggle will suffice). 

I know I said this would be a children themed Hump Day post, but I came across quite an interesting fact today. 

As many of you already know, I am the intern working with Holly Stanfield this summer.

*Side Note* Check out her blog if you haven't already. 

Throughout my time with her, I have come to realize that one thing really stands out with her: she hates (and I mean HATES) to drink either tap water or water from a plastic bottle. As a matter of fact, today she bought a bottle of Aquafina purified water and said she was afraid to drink anymore because it tasted horrible. Anyway, to Holly (and all of you reading this), you may want to consider sticking with alcohol from now on. 

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of E. Coli (bacteria found in feces). In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop annually.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering, and fermenting.

So remember:
Water = Poop
Alcohol = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink alcohol and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

Until Next Time,
The Intern